Friday, September 11, 2009

Alternative Ways to Keep Fit

I am well again! And 4Kg lighter, but would not recommend vomiting, diarrhea, and dehydration as a means of losing weight.
Instead I would urge all fat builders to come live with my princess. Nothing smutty, no touching, just follow her round for a couple of days. And try to keep up. (I watched her from the safe haven of my sick bed).
She's self employed and works from home - her office is at the top of the house. It's 44 stairs, and she's up and down them at least once every half hour to answer the door, or the phone, to cook lunch and dinner and check what's cooking.
Also, she walks the dog, chases the children, rides a horse, wrestles with laundry, scrubs the bathroom, makes beds, brushes and mops, every single day. Yes, every single day! I feel tired just thinking about it.
She said, "Are you well enough to cut the grass? Or will I do that too?"

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