Pearl Roundabout!

It is a roundabout. It is not Square, Triangle, Rectangle or any other generic shape.

mallacht Chromail ort

Oliver Cromwell - just doing his job or genocidal maniac?

Everton 2:0 Liverpool 17th October 2010

Everton 2 Liverpool 0, Everton 11th Liverpool 19th - enough Said!

Facts Dont Lie

To be honest on holiday at my brothers house the morning after the Everton game, Boddingtons Fest' and a Fry I weighed myself and I was 15st 7lb. I asked my sister in law are you bathroom scales correct? We came back to Bahrain bought new bathroom scales I was 14st 12lb. I started following the "Dine Out and Lose Weight" book, no cheating, I actually did. I am now into my eighth week and my weight is now 13st 12lb. I am having to eat my own words, the bloody diet is working!

Déjà vu

Having just re read my Blog from August/September 2009 I am still the same weight! The Fat Builder Diet has not worked, radical thinking is required the Ulster Fry and Boddingtons might have to be curtailed. So I have dusted off the book I was given a year ago and decided to stick to it word for word - no cheating. I am currently in Phase 1, which means no Carbohydrate and no beer I have toyed with the idea of burning the book.

Rights of Passage

Rites of Passage have been the birthright of young people since the dawn of time. Nearly all tribal cultures provide their young with an opportunity to seek their own vision and enter into adulthood with a spiritual connection to the Universe.

The Everton Tribe is unique in its denial of such Rites. You must suffer just like your father, his father and his father before that!

During our holidays I took my nine year old son to Goodison Park to watch Everton just as my father had done.

As the kick off approached my son leaned over and said "dad I am so excited I don't care if we Win, Lose or Draw".

Another Evertonian is born!

Scientific Experiment

I have completed a three week exhaustive survey of Ulster Fries and Slabs of Boddingtons and have reached the conclusion that you turn into a bloater.