Fruit and Veg

What I ate today:

Cup of tea, milk, no sugar.

Another cup of tea, milk powder, no sugar.

2 cheese sandwiches made with crusty white bread, 4 sticks of dry wors

1 Litre of lemonade, chunky Kit Kat, packet of roast almonds

Cup of coffee

Another cup of coffee

4 more sticks of dry wors

2 beef sandwiches made with the rest of the crusty white bread. (And salted butter of course)

I think I'm supposed to be eating five portions of fruit and veg daily. Does the lemonade count as a portion of lemons? My princess has made a curry with lamb and plums and coriander. Will the plums in the curry count as another portion when I eat a plate of it with her?

We're thinking of opening a bottle of wine - will the grapes that made the wine count for another portion?

Then I've not done too badly to day. 3 portions of fruit and veg.